Lame.

A lady and her baby get on a bus.
The bus driver looks at the lady, and den da baby, and den screams,
"AHHH!!! That is the ugliest child I've ever seen!"

The lady, den totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious,
a man asks,
"Are you okie, dear?"

The lady replies,
"I am so angry, the bus driver just insulted me."

The man says,
"You go back there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."